And the winner is...

First, I want to apologize to whoever it was that called me last night between 8 and 10 central. I was watching Apolo & Julianne kick some boy band butt on Dancing with the Stars and I let the machine pick up. But I still love you. Please call me back. :)

Loved the dancing, hated all the montage-y crap that they filled an hour with. Who cares about Kelly Monaco? Everyone knows John won the first season anyway!!

And please, ABC, fire Samantha Harris. She's annoying and quite possibly the worst interviewer ever. Give her job to John Ratzenberger. Or Jimmy Kimmel's parking lot security guard.