Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Best PictureQuest 2012

Every year I say I will see all of the Oscar Best Picture nominees before the broadcast. Every.Single.Year. And it never ever happens. This is party due to laziness, and also partly due to the fact that the Best Picture nominees are usually films that are good in a snobby, movie critic kind of way, the kind of way that is completely over my head, OR they are films that I have no interest in seeing. And then, you know, they opened the field to allow up to 10 best picture nominees. If I couldn't do five, raising the number to ten is just another obstacle.

This year, I'm close. So close (incredibly close?). This year, the Best Picture nominees are ones I actually had interest in seeing. Woo hoo! I have, to date, seen six of the nine. I have decided to review them, for your reading pleasure. So stay tuned.

The Quest Continues...

Sunday, May 23, 2010

letters to juliet

Yesterday was a busybusy day, full of bridesmaid business. Lunch, makeup for the bride (oh heck, and for me, too. Curse you, Sephora!), some ceremony decor items, chilling, dinner, and a romantic girly movie, Letters to Juliet. Before the movie started, there was mucho squealing after an Eclipse preview was shown. Lots of "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" exclamations. Can this end now, pleasepleasepleaseplease? The books were all right, okay? They weren't particularly well-written and most of the characters are MORONS. Especially Bella. I have not seen either of the other two movies and I'm not planning on it (even to see a bunch of teenage werewolves without shirts on.) Arrrgh.

Sorry, where was I? Oh, yes, the movie. Well, it was your predictable rom-com fare. Sophie is engaged to a moron, and invites her three dads to the wedding ceremony - oh, wait!! Wrong Amanda Seyfried movie. In Letters to Juliet, Sophie is engaged to a moron and they go to Italy on a pre-wedding honeymoon. That is not as awesome as it sounds - he is on business (he is a chef)and spends his time dragging her around to wineries, looking at old cheese and so on. She says no, she wants to sightsee, and he can look at smelly cheese without her. Right on, girl!

She goes to Juliet's house and discovers a strange phenomenon - heartbroken women write letters to Juliet, asking for love advice (uh, why exactly? Juliet didn't have such a brilliant track record, if you think about it...) and some ladies take the letters down and respond to them. Sophie finds a really old one, hidden away and answers it. Claire Smith (one of the Redgraves - Vanessa, maybe?) gets the letter and comes back to Verona to find her long lost Lorenzo, bringing her crabby (but hunky) grandson along with her. Sophie joins them on Lorenzo-quest, which crabby grandson heartily disapproves of. and, oh, I am sure you can figure out where this is going. She believes in true love and he thinks it's all "bollocks." She writes down her experiences and magically gets published in the New Yorker where she had been employed as a fact checker.

As I said above, predictable rom-com fare, but sweet, adorable and really nice to look at. The leads are pretty and all the shots of Italy made me think of my travels there a few years ago. I just couldn't stop smiling at the scenes of lovely golden sun drenched fields, tall sunflowers, the piazza in Siena, all with an Italian pop music soundtrack (an Italian version of "I'm a Believer" was my favorite). We had a fun audience who went "awww" and clapped every time there was a happy development (which was often). That made me smile, too. It was just a cute little happy romantic movie, and it was a nice way to spend an evening.

Sidebar here though - when did the Village Crossing theaters become so skanky? There was a cop hovering around in the lobby (he held the door for us). Given the fact that the main attraction there was the new Shrek movie, filled with parents and kids, what did they think was going to happen? We passed another cop on the way out (maybe it was the same cop?) which was kinda weird....

Sunday, February 07, 2010

an education

I took myself off to see "An Education" this afternoon - back to the Glen for a quick lunch (an amarena cherry crepe from Via Gelato) and this time, to avoid ridiculous early-ness like last week, I brought Lord Peter and Harriet along for company. I still ended up sitting in the theater watching the sneak peek thing that they put before the previews. Another group of noisy old people (possibly the same group as last week, who knows?) barged in just as the movie was starting, clamored up the stairs, complained (loudly) that they couldn't see the seats in the dark, and stood directly behind me, grumbling and rattling. If you had maybe come about 10 minutes earlier, the lights would have been ON and you could have seen where you were going, okay? Enough about them. On to the film.

It is another one that lived sort of in the back of my consciousness - I'd heard of it, that it was a younger girl meets older guy kind of thing, and then put it out of my head. Then I'd heard that the screenplay had been written by Nick Hornby and had been nominated for an Academy Award. I had just finished reading Hornby's novel, Juliet, Naked (read it, no, devoured it, in one day) and so I figured that "An Education" was worth looking in to. There are going to be some spoilers below, I'm afraid, so if you don't want to know, stop reading here. But go, go, go see this movie. I'm telling you.

It is post-WWII England - I want to say 1961, but it might have been 1951, I don't remember exactly. A 16 year old girl, Jenny, is attending school and preparing for her A-levels. She is under much pressure from her strict parents to do well at school so that she can go to Oxford and read English. She does her homework, plays cello in a youth orchestra (as her special interest) and all that stuff, like a dutiful daughter. But she really wants to go off and be French - wear black, listen to jazz and groovy French music, speak French (she drops it casually into conversation whenever she can - tres chic!). Then one day, walking home in the rain from a youth orchestra rehearsal, she meets David. He's in a car and rolls down the window to call to her. He offers to drive her cello home (understanding, of course, that it would be very funny indeed for her to accept a ride from a total stranger, and an older man, on top of that) while she walks alongside the car. Well, you see how that would work out, so eventually she gets into the car.

She begins a relationship with David - he represents everything that is the complete opposite from her world - beauty and fun and excitement. Music, fancy restaurants, good food. She is charmed and besotted - and surprisingly, so are her parents. He talks them into letting him take her to Oxford (to visit his "english professor" Clive S. Lewis. No, they didn't punt.) and even to celebrate her birthday in Paris. What girl could say no to that?? She begins to question her education - if going to school (and eventually University) is "hard and boring" why ever would a girl choose that when she could have all of the things that are thrilling and exciting and fun?? Why indeed?? Anyway, Jenny and David are happy, happy, happy and he proposes, she accepts, leaves school (much to the distress of her stern headmisteress) and then.... well, I'm not going to totally give it all away. There's a bit of a twist and then something happens. If you want to know, go and see it. If you go to the Glen to do so, stop by and have a crepe first.

The cast is wonderful - especially Jenny, played by Carey Mulligan and David (Peter Sarsgaard) and there was a little cameo from Emma Thompson (as the headmistress). There was humor, there was drama (I cried. No surprise there.)

So here's Best Picture Nominee #2. I guess it's on, Academy.

Saturday, February 06, 2010

up in the air

I know, I know. I am WAY behind in my movie viewing. This is another one I've wanted to see for a long long time and it was not until today, when I had a free morning, that I was finally able to do it. And it was well worth the wait. Oh, that George Clooney. He's always been kind of lurking around in the back of my mind - undeniably a good looking man, very smooth, our generation's answer to Cary Grant, perhaps? But oh, oh, he was great. I am a George fan now (and what have I been doing while he's been making movies??)
The Oscar race is on again, and this is the first of the best picture nominees I've seen. Tomorrow, I'm thinking of getting An Education before rooting my Colts on to Super Bowl victory. Then, who knows? Now that they have increased the nominees to number 10, it makes it even more impossible for a person to try and see all of them (although naturally, I suppose if I was really that good, I'd have been seeing them all along). It's usually the case though, that there are films I'm just not that interested in - like Avatar (ugh) or District 9 (double ugh) or the Hurt Locker (which I had not even heard of until last week).

Monday, February 01, 2010

The Young Victoria


I had wanted to see this movie after I'd read a few interviews with Emily Blunt - it was only at Evanston for a while, and then when I looked again at their listings it was GONE and I cursed my own laziness for not going to Evanston sooner. Then, however, I noticed that it had gone into (slightly) wider release and was playing at the Glen, which is not nearly as much of a pain in the ass to get to as Evanston is. Anyway. I took myself to see the film yesterday afternoon and enjoyed it very much - despite the gaggle of geezers sitting behind me. I was in about the 4th row in the theater and had to climb some steps to get there. For some reason, the leader of this geezer pack decided to bring his posse (one of whom was on crutches or a cane or something) up the stairs. It was slow going, it was dark, the previews were starting, and when he tried to guide the poor little lady, she exclaimed "Don't pull on me! I'll slip and fall and that will be the end of me!" Naturally, oh yes, they sat behind me, and made little exclamations throughout the film. The gentleman would typically murmur "MMMHMMM" at various plot points and they'd sometimes ask each other what had just happened (don't know why, really, since they were probably around during Queen Victoria's coronation!)

Whatever. The film was beautiful and concentrated on - you may have guessed - Queen Victoria, when she was, you know, young. Some of the stuff at the beginning was a little hard for me to follow - all that stuff about a Regency and why she was holed up in the castle she lived in (up to HERE with f**ing castles!!) and why she needed people to hold her hand and stuff. I had to turn the history geek within off for a while (I fed her some cookies) - the film essentially told me all I needed to know, but naturally, I can't help wondering. I also wondered stuff like who her firstborn was, and what would have happened if she had gotten killed in the assassination attempt - who would have taken over then? Albert? Leopold? And I always wonder a little about the Parliamentary system. I was in a British history class once in college and the book would say things like "the government dissolved" or something and I was always like "Oh no!" but it never explained what that meant. So when Lord Paul Bettany (don't remember the character's name - Lord M?) lost the Prime Ministership to that other guy (Sir Robert?) but then Sir Bob said that he couldn't form a government when the Queen had no confidence in him - what happened? The other party gets back into power? They choose a new leader? Such things are fascinating to me.
The cast was outstanding - Emily Blunt was fantastico as Victoria and Rupert Friend was dashing and divine as Albert. I liked seeing their love story unfolding. I wonder if there's going to be a film "Victoria" now, like there was "Elizabeth" and "Elizabeth II" or whatever that second one was called. Anyway. Now I have an urge to see "Mrs. Brown" again....

Monday, January 25, 2010

GAME OVER

Saturday evening, hanging out with Heidi, chillin' like a villain on penicillin, we decide to order in and watch a movie. We'd been surfing around online and happened to see "Gamer" advertised. It features our fave Scottish hunk, Mr. Butler, and I convinced Heidi that we should watch it. If Gerry's in it, how bad could it be? At least we get to look at him, right? Was my reasoning. This proved to be incredibly bad reasoning, as it turned out. Does anybody even remember this film being in theaters? It was there for about a minute and then it was GONE. Do you know why? Because it's crappy, that's why. So very very weird and surreal. A virtual reality whiz creates games involving real human beings who are 'played' by video game nerds. One of the games pits jailbirds against each other in epic battles. If they survive 30 battles they get set free. Oh, but there's other stuff going on, blah blah blah, Gerry escapes the game to rejoin his wife and daughter, he has to fight the bad guy, etc etc etc. Crazy craziness.

So do yourselves a favor and: 1) don't see it. and also 2.) don't listen to me when I suggest movies. Clearly, I am incapable of making good choices where he is concerned. Damn it, Gerry, why must you make it so hard for me to love you???

Friday, January 15, 2010

okay, but where's the film "Arizona Statehood Day"?


Has anyone else seen the preview for this film Valentine's Day? I am intrigued/disturbed - how can you possibly have anything decent to say about so many characters? Won't they all seem kind of caricature-ish? AND it has so many - "wait, what?" casting moments - I give you: Ashton Kutcher AND Topher Grace! Julia AND Emma Roberts! The Taylors (Lautner & Swift = in LURVE)! McDreamy AND McSteamy, their collective hotness and wonderful hair. Worlds are colliding here, people, and it seems like a bit of a trainwreck happening. Like a trainwreck though, I may not be able to look away...


Friday, July 18, 2008

how could i resist you?


I've never seen the stage show Mamma Mia, but I love me some Abba, and I would not miss the chance to see Colin Firth, Meryl Streep and Christine Baranski singing all those classic songs. I've already got "Dancing Queen" stuck in my head...

So, yeah, Mamma Mia! It is a movie adaptation of a stage show based on Abba songs, and I think there, in a nutshell, is all you need to know. The direction is kind of sloppy and some of the singing is cringe worthy (Pierce Brosnan singing SOS, anyone? I swear, there was a collective shudder in the theater everytime the man opened his mouth. Vair vair funny though. Oy, and Meryl Streep?) but you know what? I didn't care. It was fun and funny and just the most perfect summer movie. So go and do not be ashamed. Sit and sing along to "Dancing Queen" (you totally know you want to).

Oh and stay for the credits, I guarantee it is the best part of the entire film, and I would completely go again, just for those closing sequences. I will say no more.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

You Will Be Missed...




Such a shock and a shame. Only a year younger than me...

Friday, December 21, 2007

Attending the Tale...


Last night I went straight to the theater from the train station to see this movie. Mother Nature even gave me ambience in the form of a cold, dark, drizzly evening. None of my friends were able to come to the movie with me, but that's okay because I had the entire Niles North theater department for company. I ran into them at Johnny Rocket's where I had dinner and then they joined me for the show. Our theater was not full, so I could curl up in my seat and not have to worry about any people taller than me (that is to say, just about everybody) with their gigantic melons blocking my view. Our previews featured "Fool's Gold" (they got the Fool part right. Kate Hudson and Matthew McHowever-you-spell-it-hey? treasure? Um. No) and "Mamma Mia!" where the NN theater department contingent burst into applause. But what the hell. Colin Firth is in it, so I think we will be adding it to my list of things to see...
On to the main attraction. Overall, I liked it. I mean, gosh - is there anything Johnny Depp can't do? He's so versatile that when you watch him on screen, you don't see Johnny Depp playing a role, you see Jack Sparrow, you see Sweeney Todd, you see Willy Wonka. He was a great, spooky Sweeney. We also had a little House of Slytherin reunion happening on screen - with several of the leads also having appeared together in the last Harry Potter movie - Helena Bonham Carter (whom I really liked as Mrs. Lovett), Alan Rickman (I think they could have made the Judge even creepier. Come on people, the man does creepy really well, and frankly, I think he was a little under utilized here) and Timothy Spall (wormtail from the HP movies - he was the Beadle. I looked at him and Snape - I mean Judge Turpin and could only think "Wormtail! Walk home with me, for I have news..."). I'm not a huge Sacha Baron Cohen fan, but I think he did really well as Pirelli. And, oh, I loved Ed Sanders as Toby. I could eat him up, I really could... Weak links were Antony and Johanna FOR SURE. Antony looked kind of like a girl - not the strapping young sailor I would have imagined. There were cuts made (haha) and it seemed like they took all the funny stuff out (or most of it, although I did laugh a few times. I was the only one though...) And it was grisly. All that blood! Oh, well.
I will definitely be seeing it again.
Next up though, will be the (hideous looking) PS I Love You - which features my boyfriend* Gerry Butler. He does die at some point in the film, sadly enough for Hilary Swank's character and the rest of us, because after that we get to see how she finds love again (or something) with the help of her spunky girlfriends. Ah, Gerry, the things I do for you... Phantom of the Opera springs instantly to mind...
* I wish... but whatever. Let a girl have her (hot, Scottish) dreams, okay?

Sunday, May 27, 2007

now i *really* want some pie

I took myself to see a movie today. I could not bring myself to see "Pirates" or "Spiderman" (I have newly acquired issues about paying my hard earned money to see unnecessary sequels. I loved the first Pirates and hated the 2nd. This one is longer (is that possible??) and more of same. As much as I love Johnny, Orlando, et al, I can't do it. Strangely though, I do really want to see Ocean's 13. Also an unnecessary sequel, but spending $$ on a movie with George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon together always seems like a worthy investment...)

Yeah. So I decided to go and see Waitress. I never really watched Felicity, so I didn't have much of an idea about Keri Russell. We were just talking about the movie at lunch one day and I was curious about it. Keri plays Jenna, a waitress in a roadside diner - somewhere southern. They all seem to have accents and call each other 'hon' etc, but I am not sure where they are. Doesn't matter. She is stuck in a marriage and a life she hates and then, to make matters worse, she finds out she's pregnant. She doesn't want the baby, but is going to keep it. She starts hiding money so she can leave her husband, Earl, but that doesn't quite work out. She has an affair with her (married) doctor (played by Nathan Fillion of Firefly fame. I didn't know he was in this, but seeing him was an added bonus!) who is the total opposite of Earl - cute, funny, all that stuff. She gabs with her two waitress friends (one who dates a guy named "Okie" who espouses spontaneous poetry), befriends the cantankerous owner of the diner (Andy Griffith), and bakes completely amazing pies with names like "I-Hate-My-Husband Pie" and the on-screen making of which was enough to make my mouth water. Especially the very sexy and intimate scene where she's showing Doctor McYummy how to make a pie.

Waitress is funny, cute, kind of predictable (there were 2 plot points I could see coming from miles away) and there is of course a happy ending - but it was a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. I liked all of the actors very much, and my sweet tooth liked the pies... Too bad there is no such thing as smell-o-vision (or taste-o-vision?)

The only bad moment had nothing to do with the movie itself - 3 old ladies came wandering into the theater by mistake, about 5 minutes or so before the end of the movie.

"OH NO! THIS IS THE WRONG THEATER!" one exclaimed. They then stood in the (open) doorway, talking loudly to each other. "IS THIS THE WAITRESS?" "YES, BUT IT HASN'T ENDED YET." "WELL, I'M GOING TO WATCH IT. JUST DON'T LOOK." Maybe they were all going deaf? I am not sure. They got the idea that the rest of us maybe wanted to hear what happened during the last five minutes of the film when the whole theater shushed them.
"WE'RE MAKING A LOT OF NOISE!" one of them told her friends. They were shushed again and then they decided to wait outside.

Geez. I hate people.
Anyway. I wonder if anywhere around here delivers pie?